The Knife-Wielding Supporters of Wendy Vitter is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wendy Vitter with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.929 billion Metairites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metairie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The strong Wendy Vitterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,139 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,776 per year while the poor average 4,889, a ratio of 55.0 to 1.

Foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, a petition to improve Wendy Vitterian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and Wendy Vitter has just been declared ruler of Wendy Vitter in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Wendy Vitter's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholic.

Wendy Vitter is ranked 254,776^th in the world and 9^th in Republicans for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.